Funny Or Money

Cash Alternative £500

£0.95 Per Entry

Free entry route available, CLICK HERE

Winner is: Jenni16

Ticket number: 2661 Answer: London


We’ve come up with the competition in which you win big or end up with some inconvenient items.

The Main Prize is £500 Cash!

Our quick wins range from £500 cash to a pet rock, but let’s not forget the toilet, 25kg of rice, gallon of lube and other ridiculous items

Fortunately for us, there’s no cash alternatives on the “funny” items… will you risk a ridiculous prize for a large cash one? For less than a quid, you’d be silly not too!

PrizeTicket NumberWinner
£500 Cash1480Prize Available
£500 Cash15Marcus Foster
£500 Cash8272Demi Louise
£500 Cash8478Mark Leadbetter
£500 Cash547Katie Jayne
£200 Cash8532Prize Available
£200 Cash5653Kerrie Nash
£200 Cash9272Prize Available
£200 Cash1449Mark Leadbetter
£200 Cash2127Lewis Millward
£100 Cash3630Kerrie Nash
£100 Cash3761Prize Available
£100 Cash4390Amanda Britchfield
£100 Cash7690Jennifer Metcalfe
£100 Cash9092Daniel Harrop
£100 Cash2949Prize Available
£100 Cash2832Prize Available
£100 Cash1047Prize Available
£100 Cash1551Antony Beresford
£100 Cash1328Prize Available
£25 Cash7489Amy Barnett
£25 Cash9240Stacey Eardley
£25 Cash9133Jennifer Metcalfe
£25 Cash6796Johnson Janet
£25 Cash6924Kimberley Wint
£25 Cash527Prize Available
£25 Cash3894Hayden Evans
£25 Cash3182Linda Oneill
£25 Cash578Prize Available
£25 Cash9854Kelly Byrne
£25 Cash6274Claire Ansell
£25 Cash8769Antony Beresford
£25 Cash1613Holly Beff
£25 Cash8762Amy Chadwick
£25 Cash8136Antony Beresford
£25 Cash3386Claire Ansell
£25 Cash4940Jennifer Metcalfe
£25 Cash9318Prize Available
£25 Cash287Becki Finnemore
£25 Cash6229Prize Available
A Toilet3189Prize Available
A Toilet3412Megan Tams
A Toilet6623Kerrie Nash
432 Toilet Rolls3251Prize Available
432 Toilet Rolls6248Prize Available
A Gallon Of Lube1805Prize Available
120 Cans Of J2O8857Prize Available
120 Cans Of J2O1668Prize Available
120 Cans Of J2O1780Amy Senior
25KG Of Rice8352Prize Available
A Didgeridoo383Prize Available
20 Pairs Of Black Socks1374Prize Available
20 Pairs Of Black Socks5783Jennifer Metcalfe
20 Pairs Of Black Socks5324Prize Available
20 Pairs Of Black Socks748Prize Available
20 Pairs Of Black Socks4204Sophie Shea
Pet Rock6380Mark Leadbetter
Pet Rock6205Prize Available
Pet Rock9836Mark Leadbetter
Pet Rock8813Prize Available
Pet Rock36Antony Beresford
Bike Inner Tube548Jennifer Metcalfe
Bike Inner Tube8760Louise Mcdonagh
1 Boxing Glove1659Jennifer Metcalfe
A photo Of Ryan Reynolds, Signed By Paul7791Jonathan Hall
A photo Of Ryan Reynolds, Signed By Paul2132Prize Available
A photo Of Ryan Reynolds, Signed By Paul2107Prize Available
A Photoshopped Image Of Yourself3287Claire Ansell
A Photoshopped Image Of Yourself1787Jamie Harris
A Photoshopped Image Of Yourself5266Prize Available
Hand Written Poem By Paul8757Prize Available
Hand Written Poem By Paul4966Jennifer Metcalfe
Hand Written Poem By Paul712Prize Available
£5 Site Credit4039Ryan Abbotts
£5 Site Credit4741Prize Available
£5 Site Credit6356Jennifer Metcalfe
£5 Site Credit242Jennifer Metcalfe
£5 Site Credit5894Prize Available
£5 Site Credit1863Johnson Janet
£5 Site Credit7514Samantha Sharples
£5 Site Credit3780Linda Oneill
£5 Site Credit6368Jennifer Metcalfe
£5 Site Credit3399Jennifer Metcalfe
£5 Site Credit4474Prize Available
£5 Site Credit8127Prize Available
£5 Site Credit7225Prize Available
£5 Site Credit2523Demi Louise
£5 Site Credit4850Jennifer Metcalfe
£5 Site Credit5902Prize Available
£5 Site Credit7662Prize Available
£5 Site Credit8678Prize Available
£5 Site Credit2237Jennifer Metcalfe
£5 Site Credit9455Prize Available
£5 Site Credit62Amy Barnett
£5 Site Credit725Prize Available
£5 Site Credit2790Prize Available
£5 Site Credit2885Prize Available
£5 Site Credit3198Prize Available



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  • You may enter the competition for free by complying with the following conditions:
    • send your entry by first or second class post to the Promoter at the following address: Phat Lads Competitions Ltd, Wood House, Etruria Road, Hanley, Stoke-on-Trent, ST1 5NQ.
    • hand delivered entries will not be accepted and will not be entered into the random draw;
    • include with your entry the following information:
      • your full name;
      • your address;
      • a contact telephone number and email address; and
      • your answer to the Competition Question (if there is one).
    • incomplete or illegible entries will be disqualified;
    • you may make multiple free entries for any competition (up to any limit placed on entries by the Promoter) but each free entry must be submitted and posted to the Promoter separately. Bulk entries in one envelope will not be accepted as multiple entries and if a bulk entry is received, it will be counted as one single entry;
    • by entering the competition, you are confirming that you are eligible to enter and accept these terms and conditions;
    • your entry must be received by the Promoter prior to the Closing Date. Entries received after the Closing Date will not be entered into the random draw. Proof of posting does not guarantee that you will be entered into the random draw;
    • the Promoter will not acknowledge receipt of your entry nor confirm if your answer to the Competition Question is correct;
    • if the number of entries received reaches any cap or limit before your free entry is received, you will not be entered into the random draw.

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